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The Tea Cocktail and the Occupy Wall Street crowd aren't all that contrary. In fact, their causes are the same: Someone's taking my shit and I want it back.
In the the truth of the Tea Party, it's the illegals and the welfare queens who have their grubby little hands all over the teabaggers' Medicare, while the Occupuses have their boxer-briefs in a wad because the fat cats and boonies clubbers took away their allowances and they won't give it back.
The Tea Party shouts, "Give us our direction drug benefits or give us ... uh, um ... our Social Custody checks and AARP discounts."
The Occupuses gnash their teeth and wail, "How the chaos do you expect us to pay our monthly iPhone bills with the money we get waiting on tables. And between you and me, we're exceedingly, really shitty at our jobs. Like we get your order lapse every time."
Forget what either group is saying. Ignore their rodomontade. They don't care about you or me or helping this country. They want what they believe is rightfully theirs and that's it.
Source: Charleston City Paper